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number 86 for 11-25-05:
Concentration Camps, or Ugly Dogs?
Ah, Drudge. I always get a note of the funny looking at his site. It's not always so pronounced, but sometimes, it really, really is. Like this one. Where, if you note, one of his headlines is about the secret CIA suspect concentration camps, or, if you're PC, prison. But what picture does he decide to run? The rich fucking white lady using her big fat pocketbook to buy shit she doesn't need, calling it, "THE BIG PUSH".
What I want to know is if this crap is evidence that America is God's big push. Or maybe it's just Drudge.
On said prisons, they're now saying that officials are being quoted as saying it would be "impossible" for a Guantanamo Bay to exist in Europe.
These quotes, and the people who write these quotes, are thinking too literally.
Secret prison doesn't mean walled compound you can see from space. It means house where you drag potential terrorists, beat the fuck out of them for information, and tell them that if they tell anyone, we kill them. That's a secret prison.
Guantanamo is a Motel 6 compared to what I see as a secret prison or a concentration camp.
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And hey, here are a few stories no one should give a shit about that are getting more headlines than secret prisons, for that matter:
World's ugliest dog dies.
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Jessica Simpson's marriage is over (as if anyone reading this has a chance with her ass. Jesus)
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And by the way, even though the world hates Michael Jackson, the world still focuses on what the hell he says, and what he believes. Bullshit.
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These are the things we care about.