Submission For The Atlantic Monthly

 

 

            The Atlantic Monthly says to the aspiring poet

            That they want to see poetry of the highest order.

            Their best piece of advice, which I parrot, is

            Beware of the present tense.

 

            Good advice. Maybe all I can add on is

            Beware of lines that begin in the words

            Beware of, lines that begin in the words

            And end in the expectations that

            Shatter the young poets.

 

            The Atlantic Monthly is a distinguished magazine.

            It arrived here with intense scrutiny of form

            And strong values of literature, of poetry.

 

            Most poets like to pretend this as well.

            They do this because it helps their art

            As well as allowing them enough $$$

            To laze around enough until the next poem.

 

            I believe, however, that I am

            Practiced enough for the Atlantic Monthly.

            I have written 1,150 poems, all unpublished.

            I’m bitter and sardonic and worthless as the rest of them.

            And I use “I” in my poetry.

            And I use the word “poetry” in my poetry.

            Beware of that.

            By sheer force of will I foist this onto these editors

            With the firm belief that I, though

            The last ten issues of the Atlantic

            That I read illustrated otherwise

            Might find a place in its pages.

 

            I believe that even those with the most stringent of standards

            Have a choice in being real or fake at all times, all standards

            All manners of professionalism and experience.

            I may write like a man who’s just started writing poetry

            Despite years of experience and study of form.

            And the Atlantic Monthly, in all of its glory, just might see that.

 

            Good.

 

            If they do, you will be reading this.

 

            PS...

            Does that Market indeed say

            Four

            Dollars

            A

            Line

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