Grade A Biosolid

Covered in dirt from head to toe

And back destroyed

But I look like a yuppie fuck

Because before I went

I changed pants and a shirt

We take my small truck

The only truck I can afford

And go to get Tagro

Tagro is a clipping of “Tacoma Grown”

Which means it’s human shit

Sanitized for fertilizer

They say it is made from the finest, grade A biosolids

But it’s human shit

And it certainly smells grade A

Works grade A too

For four dollars

They fill my truck to brimming with

Human shit

The construction workers

Seeing my little truck

And my clothes

Started yelling

HEY, LOOK! THAT GUY’S PAYING SOMEONE

TO FILL HIS TRUCK WITH SHIT!

I miss being a construction worker

They’re so right about pretty much everything