Determinism is Bullshit

She blew him in the bathroom after

I creamed him in the debate about Determinism

Which puzzled me

I listed his failures and rocked his face

Pointed out how 101 all his shit was

He just kept drinking

Laughed it up, then

She blew him in the bathroom

I sat out on the couch with the fag

And we reiterated how right I was

And he pointed out how

Pragmatism was all-American

Pragmatism is what we are

You’re all right, I told him

And he told me he could open his asshole

LIKE THAT

I nodded. That is an admirable talent

For a man of his lifestyle

When she came back out she collapsed drunk to the floor

And slept

I covered her with a blanket

And gave Mr. Determinism a pillow

When she woke up I was playing the guitar out of tune

“Your balls are showing,” she said

Then turned over

I’d forgotten that I was in my underwear

I fucking rule