Giant Dice Are NOT Always Funny

I had a mouth full of meat and cheese

When we first saw them

Eric remarked

That the log had sixteen times a day’s recommended fat

And the three of us had eaten half of it since noon

With cheese and crackers

I was trying to be disgusting

Eating huge mouthfuls

When the three hippie chicks came up

In anoraks, smaller tits, cute faces

Behind me

“That’s...utterly disgusting.” one remarked.

I said DAK OU with a full mouth.

Meaning thank you

But maybe they heard fuck you

Later we went to a nude whirlpool

At one of the hippie hotels

Chuckling it up

They were there, naked

Waiting for us

Which was cool beans until

The naked old man and the ten-year-old showed

They even took the same ferry

I bought giant dice from the gift shop

And when they passed I said

LOOK! GIANT DICE!
GIANT DICE ARE ALWAYS FUNNY!

I never saw them again.