I Should Stop Listening to Eighties Records and Trying to Love

 

 

            Pete Townshend says

            Romance, romance

            Why are we thinking of romance?

            In my head

 

            And as he does

            The camera pans back

            And pulls from my head into

            The wavy sky

            And shows the past

 

            It’s only a few faint things

            Looking over in the car

            As she falls asleep

            Or her breasts on the blue fabric

            In the summer heat

            Maybe the silence in between

            Speaking when she’s not

            Speaking to me

 

            But more

            It’s the light

            Outside this room

            Maybe that’s what she means

            Maybe it’s the hope beyond

            Publication

            Or idle hands not constructing

            Maybe it’s joy in sex

            And maybe it’s something

            Worth lying or fighting or running from

 

            We’ve got to get back to the narrative

            Or this story will stink

            So the camera pulls back

            It’s just a montage segue

            From a bad eighties movie

            Complete with the big breasts

            And the Phoebe style ruminations

            But when the hero is fighting

            The giant New York villain

            She will suddenly appear

            In the end, in the denouement

            Bearing prose and cleavage and

            Deus ex machina Athena

            Perhaps

 

            So it is worthy of note

            Now

            For when the critics try and climb

            Up my asshole