My Glass Ceiling

She says she’s more likely

To fuck a guy who cries in front of her

Before I cry in front of her

But that’s all bullshit

She fucked me, yeah

But not like that

Furious because I dared to suggest

That generalities exist

Between men and women

Ready to

Kick me out of her house because

I suggest that women are flighty

And men driven by their penis

She started to tell me that

She didn’t care if it was logical

She was going to kick me out

She said

Respect me for who I am

I said

Respect me for who I am

And she said

I do

And I say

The only thing

I have ever asked of anyone

Is to say or think what I please

“I do that.”

“Like hell.”

And then she threatened to kick me out again

Because I was still talking about it.

Note the irony

Which you might if you are

Male

She accuses me of things

I haven’t done

And I don’t hold her to account

For the things she has done

And this is a difference between

Men and women

When a man does it

He is eternally busted in the balls

When a woman does it

It’s an EXPRESSION of her eternal EMOTION

And thus UNSUSPECT and UNQUESTIONABLE

Or you can just GET OUT

And later

When she realized this

And called

She did not apologize

She just asked if I was okay

Because I had cried

And then hung up on me

When I said no