Chasing the Lawyer

 

 

            It’s the bookstore

            So for some reason it hurts more

            I go up to the cabinet

            Information

            I take out my wallet

            And leaf through six or seven pieces of plastic

 

            There’s this stack of books

            HOW TO WRITE QUERIES

            WRITER’S MARKET
            NOVEL WRITER’S MARKET
            AGENTS UNLIMITED

            SO YOU’RE SICK OF BEING IGNORED?

            Well, not that pathetic, but

            Playing on the same instincts

 

            I ask if I may use the phone

            And they say assuredly

            So long as I don’t use long distance

 

            I dial the number

            And enter the numbers on the credit card

            A balance of five thousand eight hundred and forty dollars

            And one hundred sixty dollars free

            Enough to buy the markets

            And then, after that, maybe postage on credit

            For a little longer, anyway

 

            There’s something remarkably sad about this situation

            But I’m not sad

            I’m just angry