Lex Luthor Poem

 

 

            Everyone loves Superman.

            He does what he does well,

            And he’s never wrong or fails.

 

            But poor, poor Lex Luthor.

            Who can blame him?

            He took one look at

            These saturated fat guzzling,

            TV watching,

            Blond haired, blue eyed,

            White skinned fools,

            Shaved his head,

            Started crowd control

            And said:

            Time to take over the world.

 

            See, Lex knew

            There’s never any way to be totally right.

            Superman just has better PR.

            And Luthor saw

            That one needed to get your forearms

            Just

            A little dirty, bloody,

            To birth a little change in this sorry world,

            While Superman fucked

            Lex’s one true love

            In the night,

            While Lex knew

            The world’s nature

            In fervor.

 

            And Lex cannot believe in God,

            Because Superman’s the only one made manifest.

            And look at what Superman did

            To Lex Luthor

            For doing his best

            To put the evil, the good,

            All the pathetic non-genius of the world

            Under a controlled

            But knowing thumb.

            That’s representative democracy!

 

            Superman wasn’t the only one

            With ambitions of playing God.

 

            While others wrote aesthetic news stories,

            Luthor built a tower.

            While the heroes were mired in games of love,

            Lex created, and for his creations,

            He is punished.

 

            Lex Luthor could tell you how to get to Mars.

            Lex Luthor could tell you how to build most any explosive.

            Lex Luthor has more literary references than the Library of Congress.

 

            And Superman?

            He can beat Lex up.

 

            Some days, I want to be Superman.

            To be sure, so must Lex.

            But poor, poor Lex Luthor.

            I’d like to be him more.

 

            Superman is sharp. Sexy.

            GQ.

 

            Lex is fat and bald.

            The price of intelligence.

 

            And lonely.

 

            Lex has money, but he doesn’t

            need

            or

            care

            for it.

            In order to be happy,

            All he needs is intellectual drive,

            Creative manifestation,

            A worthy adversary,

            And cool, hard logic.

 

            Someone threatened to rip his intestines out.

            “Evil is as evil does.” He said.

            “Make it quick. I have business to attend to.”

 

            No one ever really notices

            Just how much

            He loves Lois Lane.

            Lex has no heart

            Because a woman broke it.

 

            His parents abused him.

            Perry White,

            An aesthetic newsman,

            More concerned with truth than fair play,

            Made his youth a hell and failure.

 

            Then Superman moved in

            To sweep up the ashes

            And take the credit.

 

            When Luthor’s not

            Rotting in jail for ambition

            Or losing

            In a battle of wits

            To a fist

            He sits

            And watches

            And understands

            These cruel, cruel people,

            This sad lost world he wants to fix,

            Bring order to.

            He waits in creative intelligence

            And wishes for flight

            That will never, ever come.

 

            Lois, somewhere fucking Superman,

            Never looks up.

 

            Lex Luthor sighs,

            Thinks of making the world a batter,

            More logical place,

            And works to make a sweater

            From the wool

            Of the icon,

            Of the sheep.

 

            Poor, poor Lex Luthor.

 

            May truth, justice, and the

            American Way

            Be done.