Race War Hot Dog Stand

I was pondering to myself

the ponderables of the world,

and I thunk up this:

If we gathered up one person for every

race,

religious,

political,

or

gender

stereotype, and put them all in on a football field,

(To fight it out)

then perhaps the game would suck

but you can bet

that I would make a hell of a lot of money

in my convenience stand.