You Won’t See it Coming, Cuz They Wanna Surprise You

 

 

            Every woman is bitter and

            Every woman is beautiful

            Every woman stronger and

            Every woman weak

            Every woman in the bistro is

            Every woman who ever said no

            Every woman with a child on her hip is

            Every woman I cannot fuck

            Every woman with no tits

            Every woman in a strange state

            Every woman drunk but not for me

            Every woman with that little hint of perfume

            Every woman in those annoying capris pants with streaks in her hair

            Every woman blonde

            Every woman black

            Every woman tits and execrable as always

            Every woman firm and

            Every woman fat

            Every woman looking for a man her mental equal while

            Every woman arguing the logic of emotions

            Every woman quiet and

            Every woman sad

            Every woman walking unconsciously to the Romeo and Juliet love theme

            Every woman with a bigger man

            Every woman with that condescending look

            Every woman staring into my eyes, in love

            Every woman staring at my guitar

            Every woman in the basement asking me questions about God can fuck

            Every woman in a threesome with anybody but me

            Every woman too dumb for politics dragging down

            Every woman that could reform it

            Every woman who has lost the

            Every woman within

            Every woman can suck my cock

            Every woman can kiss my ass

            Every woman will try to kick my ass

            Every woman’s a misandrist

            Every woman is ugly though she thinks herself fly

            Every woman says I can’t say any phrase that begins with

            Every woman, and

            Every woman who says that, I will pee in their ear

            Every woman in love

            Every woman has that crux of hip I put my hand on in bed when I can

            Every woman just walked in the door and bitched about my shoes

            Every woman says I look good with a beard and clean shaven

            Every woman ate a hole in my heart, and

            Every woman giggled

            Every woman cherishes a poem about themselves, but none a poem about

            Every woman

            Every woman in red

            Every woman is white

            Every woman talking loudly into a cell phone when I try to concentrate

            Every woman high

            Every woman short

            Every woman everywhere, and me alone, here, in the cool dark typing.