This Shit Gets Really Old

Well, tell ‘em, mister atheist

Oh shit

WHAT?

You heard me. This guy says

He’s an atheist.

Dammit

WELL, WELL WELL

(How does one

Drunkenly slur WELL?)

WHERE DID WE COME FROM

THEN?

I don’t know.

I don’t really care.

NO NO NO NO NO

THAT’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH

What do you mean?

Of course it is.

NO NO NO.

IT’S NOT. IT’S NOT

AND WHAT ABOUT JESUS?

I don’t know.

I don’t really care.

YOU DON’T EVEN THINK

JESUS EXISTED?

I don’t really care.

THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW

WHERE WE CAME FROM?

I don’t. And you don’t either.

FINE. FINE, MISTER.

When I drove her home

Though she’s been angling me

All night

She gave the girls a hug

And stomped off

Next time I should let

Jesus give her a ride