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PUBLICATIONS

Here's the gist, folks. As a writer, I am published. Rarely, but it happens. Even rarer still, you sometimes find an occasion to be in something people must buy to enjoy. In that event, I get pennies on the dollar for what you pay for the book, and if a bunch of people buy it, I get to fill up the gas tank of my car. But more important, I get to say to publishers, "I've been in this, that, and the other! You'd be a fool not to publish my vomitous drivel." So HURRY UP AND BUY!

THIS is a page with a general list of all of my product available from Lulu. Basically most of the below, and the best way to buy my books currently.

WITH ALL PURCHASES: Feel free to contact me first. You'll save on shipping, cost, and likely get extras and doodles and signatures, so why not? I cut deals.

Also, for a free preview, check out the novels section of the website.

Professional credits:
Bizarre New World backup (forthcoming, previewed in issue 3)
Smallville Magazine 23: Project Solomon
Smallville Magazine 25: Beyond Smallville: Camelot Falls
Eaglemoss Superman creators story, September '07
Eaglemoss Batman main article, August '07



"Madly", my third novel ($10).

"Madly", my third novel (e-book version, $2.50).

"Madly", my third novel (Cheapskate special! Larger pages, cheaper price, $8.50).



Benjamin's Dream (print copy) is available for fifteen bucks. Awesome cover by Steve, and the first book I don't feel bad about asking for 15 bucks for. Trust me. You don't like it, I'll pay you back.

Benjamin's Dream is now available as an ebook for the low price of FIVE BUCKS! That's right! Buy it HERE, at Literary Road, who were kind enough to offer me a contract for it.



"If You're Reading This, I'm Probably Dead", a "best of" retrospective of all of my poetry, revised, edited, retooled, etcetera, 1999-2006. $12.50

"Dogs On the Roof" is a new collection of current poetry, smaller in size. (Poetry book, 2006). $7.50.

"I'm A Real Ass Nigga" is a chapbook limited edition of the poem at a modest price...a buck. Please email for details on a copy. Or, if you buy a book, ask to have one thrown in! Also a comic, now, available via mail or by hitting me up at a con. Running out of the chapbook fast.

"The Anti-War Museum of Tuscaloosa, Alabama" is a chapbook limited edition of the short story at a modest price...a buck. Please email for details on a copy. Or, if you buy a book, ask to have one thrown in!

Credits not available for purchase currently:
THWN Presents: New Voices in Horror (Seemingly discontinued)
Mid-West Book Review (about ten reviews)
Camp Horror (various)
4th Street Poetry Magazine, 2003 (Good Poem/Bad Poem). Magazine folded.
Superman Homepage (Too many to count, see reviews.)
Cinema Crazed (ongoing)
Kiss Me, Son of God (Irreverent poetry mag from Western Washington University. Founder and collapser, 1999-2000)
Kitchen Debates, 4 issues, columns, 1999
Lionize Literary Magazine, 1997
Oregon State Anthology, 1995

More to come!