And now, an interlude! The Smallville drinking game!
Superman says, “Hey kids. Only drink Kool Ade. Strike that. Only drink BRAND NAME PRODUCT DELETED TO HELP NEAL NOT GET SUED.”

Lex Luthor says, “Drink forty year old cognac, in a chilled glass, with a woman at your side.”

Jonathan says, “Last time I drank, I ended up in jail and Martha ended up pregnant. Drink Busch!”

Lana says, “Boy, I love Clark. Do what he says.”

Chloe says, “We’ll have to find out why this beer is green.”

And Ryan says, “Boy, I wish I had reached drinking age!”

But, as it stands, take one drink, portion variable, when any of the following happens.

Lex Luthor is knocked out.

Lex Luthor quotes something.

Lionel lies.

Chloe whines.

Clark does something that would expose his secret, but miraculously gets away with it.

Someone close to the mains but not to be remembered croaks.

Martha and Jonathan worry about their son.

Something happens in slo-mo.

A Home Improvement character appears on the screen.

Another series is referenced (Superman movies, Dukes of Hazard, Dawson’s Creek...that one’s subjective.)

Physics are bent to accommodate a cool special effect.

Anyone else got anything to add? I recommend doing this on an easy view, and not an original episode, because you’ll get plastered or hocked up on sugar really fast.